College Cookbook & Survival Kit

Putting Thoughts To Paper

When we put thoughts to paper we give them structure and form. Coupled with desire and perseverance any idea, thought, goals or dream can come true.

Happiness

"Never Run So Fast

That Happiness

Cannot Catch You."

JT

Seeing is Believing

Want to better grades?

Take 10 minutes to visualize

yourself as an A student,

the best in your class.

Do this for 21 straight days.

During this time note the

difference in how the world

sees you.

---

JT

Success

The Write Stuff

Busateri Pens

Common Sense

"Although Common Sense

May Be Common Knowledge,

It Is Seldom Common Practice.

Think About Consequences."

JT

Hunters Chicken

Ingrediants

4-6 boneless, skinless chicken breast
1 each green & red pepper
1 tablespoon (tbsp) oil
14 oz can diced tomatoes
1 tbsp parsley flakes
bread
green salad

Steps

Cut chicken into bite sized pieces.
Peel & thinly slice onion. Halve and seed peppers and cut into diamond shapes
Heat oil in shallow skillet. Add chicken, onion & garlic. Saute until golden brown.
Add peppers, cook for 2-4 minutes, stir in tomato and parsley and season with ground pepper to taste.
Cover tightly and let simmer for about 15 minutes. Serve hot with bread and green salad

Tip

Buy minced garlic in a jar. Quick and easy to use, inexpensive and delicious.

Mary O'Connor - Marquette University - Milwaukee, WI

Letter Home

Dear Parent(s), Date: ___________

I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of
interest to both of us.

Please send:

__ Money (Cash)! Amount: _________________________
__ Food (Cookies)! Dozens: ___________
__ Clean clothes!

Relationships:

__ What?
__ I am in love with myself
__ I am in love!
__ I am engaged
__ I got married last weekend

My Roommate:

__ Worships the ground I walk on
__ Gave me a black eye
__ Committed suicide and left a note saying I was the reason
__ Is afraid of the dark and wants to sleep with me in my bed ???
__ Has fleas

My Professors are:

__ Sadistic water walkers
__ Mental institution escapees
__ Brain dead nerds
__ Super oxygen thieves

Latest News:

__ I wrecked the car
__ I can't use your credit card because I have exceeded the credit limit
__ You are going to have a grandchild
__ False alarm - you are NOT going to have a grandchild

Food:

__ Is great!
__ Even makes me appreciate your cooking
__ I have had pizzas for the last eleven meals

Grades:

__ I am making all A's
__ I am not being properly challenged
__ I will be home after this semester

I study:

__ Night and day
__ All the time
__ 80 hours a week
__ Only on Sunday afternoon
__ None of the above

Daily Devotions:

__ I read my Bible everyday
__ I can't read
__ Someone stole my Bible while I was at one of the local bars

On my last visit home, I left:

__ My glasses
__ My paper that was due yesterday
__ The clothes you washed for me
__ My (girlfriend's) birth control pills
__ The check to cover my delinquent tuition payment
__ Other _____________________________________________

Please send above items by Federal Express (Priority One) or UPS
(Blue)

Laundry:

__ My white underwear is now _________________
__ I am saving money by not using detergent
__ Don't worry, I washed my clothes last semester
__ I hang my clothes out the window when it rains

My room:

__ Can pass your "white glove" test
__ Is only _____% full
__ Could not be located last Saturday night
__ Was rented by the ROTC for hazardous terrain training

Parties:

__ I don't inhale
__ I only go to meet people
__ Haven't been to one since this morning

Hope you:

__ Miss me
__ Can live without me
__ Are not overdoing the celebration of my absence

Salutation:

__ Your Daughter,
__ Your Son,
__ Yours,

__________________________________________________
Signature (Scribble if Pre-Med or Pre-Law)
Note: Witnesses are not required for your mark ("X").

College Cookbook & Survival Kit

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Putting Thoughts To Paper

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Happiness

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Seeing is Believing

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Success

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Common Sense

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Hunters Chicken

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Letter Home

Contest Recipe Format

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Study

Friday, January 05, 1990

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